What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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