I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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