and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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