Dual....:-)
I wish I could teleport
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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