Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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