I don't think brook has ever known best
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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