Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the day after is always just damage control
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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