I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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