god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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