Dual....:-)
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
oh god was she eating orange peels again
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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