I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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