Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's shark week go big or go home
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