So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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