The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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