I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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