Define "chronic" masturbator.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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