She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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