Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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