I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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