Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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