playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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