i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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