I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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