i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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