After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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