I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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