with your own penis?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
