I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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