There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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