Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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