i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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