it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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