i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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