Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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