I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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