We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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