yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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