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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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