theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Randomize
