he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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