I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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