Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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