does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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