new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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