well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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