Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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