please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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