That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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