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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(614): View more from Ohio

she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.

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(802): View more from Vermont

No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.

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(360): View more from Washington

A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Dude... this pee is not alleged

(774): View more from Massachusetts

YOU SAT ON MY LAP!

(732): View more from New Jersey

Wuddup pee lap

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