your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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