Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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