Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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